1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'ground and road verges, on wasteland and along paths' thats waht you get when people leave biodiverstity books lying around

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Oh, how small my top is getting

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Hollyoaks. Damn, I'm lonely

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:35. Not bad

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The radiator in the corner

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 1 1/2 half hours ago, returning from badminton club

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The screen. Aaahahah!

9. What are you wearing?
Loose and old clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
Yep. Drempt I'd asked out one of my friends. Not plesant.

11. When did you last laugh?
At badminton club, conversing with my good friend *****

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
pink wallpaper, a picture of an owl, a border of plants and their latin names, and a heavily annotated diagram of the river Mease. Thats what you get having the computer in my dads office.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Wonderful! Its the best ever!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Not a clue

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A big house

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
The voices tell me to burn things...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make things go my way for once

19. Do you like to dance?
You're joking, right? Me?

20. George Bush:
Yes. Well done. Thats his name

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sarah

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Rob Robbssson jr.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nah. Too many forieners

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
So, you like Toasting Forks too, eh?

25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Whichever 4 must do it in their journals